I have no need of knowing my age, however, I believe I have passed six or seven full moons. I am new to this kingdom, and my current staff is most attentive to my welfare. I am quite pleased with their service, and I understand I shall be honored with a new castle more befitting my stature in the near future.
It is a wondrous thing when underlings appreciate the value of a worthy monarch. Thou must be sure to remind them always of their good fortune in serving you and assuaging your hunger for crickets. A new castle will be no more than is truly due to your magnificence.